The thing about hostels…

9:00 AM
I’m up, actually everyone in the dorm is up except for the two guys in the corner, the one on the top bunk sleeps funny as his hair is hanging down off the bed. Anyway, we’re all talking to the two Brazilians about the big events headed their way: The Confederations Cup, World Cup, and Olympics. They’re not as proud as you’d think, mostly they’re upset about the government’s lack of preparations and their “solutions” for most of the problems. Appropriate talk in a friendly dorm that feels more like a team locker room as we’re all getting ready.
When a beautiful woman tells you to drink a car bomb, you do it.

When a beautiful woman tells you to drink a car bomb, you do it.

10:30 AM

The two guys in the corner woke up, except the one with the long hanging hair is actually a woman.